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  • Me: *snatches characters away from author*
  • Author: I-
  • Me: *wraps them up in warm blankets*
  • Author: what-
  • Me: *places them out of authors reach*
  • Author: But-
  • Me: you can have these back when you learn to play nicely

Go ask Fang why he has a black eye.


He came up to me and asked, “Are you Vitamin D?”

And I was all confused like, “Huh?”

And then he said, “Because you are making my bone hard.”

Actually, I clenched my fist hard…. and struck him in the face with it.

The reactions to Gazzy's suggestion that the girls take the extra bed.

  • Max: Excuse me, sexist piglet?
  • Nudge: Yeah. Like, I'm too much of a cream puff to sleep on the floor?